*headdesk*

Either YouTube is being a pain or my computer is being bloody annoying, but I keep getting this message when I try and watch anything on YouTube:

Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Macromedia's Flash Player.

And yeah, I've seen it before and it was easily resolved.  But not this time apparently.  So please feel free to tell the IT-dumabass (me) what I'm doing wrong  :/