This so totally makes me LMAO. In the beginning, I had assigned 'the muppet' a female gender identity. Further reading of your prose, reinforced my original assignment. I just 'heard' a female voice in my head. :D

In this nebulous, faceless world that is the internet, I thought long and hard about the name I selected for myself - hence adding the 'ms.' to mine...to give me a little more physical identity. I want to be loved for more than just my brilliant mind. *pokes at self*

But I really do have sexytoez. *G*